Lapband

DoctorZoidberg

i want to know everything there is to know about the lapband system, that Tie they put around the top of your stomac to control your eating habbits?

Pyrohippie

Im guessing its the same thing as a tummy tuck. What they do is they take a ring, and put it around the middle of your stomach, so you effectivly have half of the normal room for eating. So you get full twice as fast and digest food slower, so you cant take in as many calories.

DoctorZoidberg

yeah, its something like that, it goes around the top of the stomach in the commercials i see

Chilinfosho

i would reccomend excersise over surgical procedures

DoctorZoidberg

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Originally Posted by chilinfosho

i would reccomend excersise over surgical procedures

tooooooooooooooo lazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Pyrohippie

Then eat a shit load of celery, you burn more calories digesting it then it actually gives you

Chilinfosho

excersise is addictive. if you do it once youl want to do it more the next time and so on

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