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  #1 (permalink) Old 01-14-2010, 05:49 PM
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think of some fucked up questions and conundrums and such....like:

is it possible to have a homosexual hermaphrodite?

originally i though no cause they have both sex organs but then it occured to me that that can be counted as it's own sex so a homosexual hermaphrodite would hafta fuck other hermaphrodites.....(there was a movie about a hermaphrodite on this week at like 2 in the morning on hbo so that's where all this shit is coming from)

is reincarnation possible if the world's population keeps going up?

....i started to really think of the possibility of reincarnation because of the simple fact that energy cannot be created or destroyed.....and i do kinda think we have a life energy/soul or whatevers so idk.......


fuck i had a bunch more of these randomass questions but i don't remember most of them cause usually they're insanely stupid like the first one here.....anyways feel free to add your own, make fun of my stupid ones or answer them.....whatevers......
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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that's a better one...

i'm gonna go with the possibility of there being a radio in the helmet or that they didn't set out to be a kamikazee pilot that day, it just kinda happened.
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So they don't get hurt on the way there? lol I dunno. There must be *some* reason.
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Pressure in the cabin maybe? Don't want to pass out before you get there.
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What makes /"why do" children want to rebel from there parents?
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its all subconscious, even to the extent of small boys have the subconscious desire to rid of their father so they are the soul point of attention of their mother
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Why do they swab a convict's arm with alcohol before a lethal injection?
they could survive maybe , and if they do, they dont want em to have a arm infection
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your parents are essentialy yourself. You are 50% your father and 50% your mother even if you dont notice it. Who wants themselves making them do shit they dont want to? that shit just dont make sense
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shit man I see the shit you sayin
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